The Gardens of Eden-burgh of CSB SA Union is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Salad Boy with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.465 billion CSB SA Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andrews. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CSB SA Unionian economy, worth 133 trillion Saint Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,048 Saint Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, the government defends a woman's right to choose, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSB SA Union's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Love.

CSB SA Union is ranked 4,086^th in the world and 77^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 134.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.